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  • Shit Show: Events in the workplace that are run by incompetent leaders and only believed and appreciated by their mindless, blind followers.

 

  • Buck Up Sally!: Use this statement anytime someone is crying about some insignificant BS that any real man would ignore like a meaningless paper cut, or loss of a limb. It’s only a flesh wound……. wussie!!

 

  • Buddy: A term of endearment held for those who are really not your friend. When is the last time you called a true friend buddy? Business translation for buddy: Douchebag!

 

  • Weather Terrorsist: The over the top meteoroligist that reports every incoming weather system as the next apocolypse! Stock up on supplies and build your bunker! There’s some snow in the forecast.

Activist: Someone with too much THC in their bloodstream and not enough motivation

to affect change!

Employer: The people who butter your bread and own your rights. Yes people! You are under complete control of your company, and itdoesn’t stop when you leave the office. Your thoughts and actions can be considered a representation of the company and are being watched! You’re no longer free to be yourself! Be aware, they are!!

 

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