WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHO THE FUCK GAVE JERSEY SHORE YET ANOTHER FUCKING SEASON????? OMG! AND these dumb asses get so much fucking publicity for just being DUMB ASSES!!! I mean, one of them was actually on Dances with the stars…(another reality show…. NO! I did NOT watch it… just heard about it on the radio driving to work.) THEN when he got the big boot….WHICH didn’t take long I might add…. He acted like his usual, immature self and whined like a little girl. I need to put a block on my TV to KEEP this piece of shit OFF in my house! As I sit here…. MY KIDS AND THEIR FRIENDS ARE HAVING A JERSEY SHORE PARTY TO WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF THEIR THIRD… YES I SAID THIER THIRD… FUCKING SEASON!!! I think I’m going to go puke now….. It just makes me sick that some of us work our asses off to make a buck and all they have to do is be thier usual selves… you know…. drink ’till they can’t stand up…. fuck like rabbits… I actually heard…(Like I said… I do NOT watch this… I only hear from when my kids watch it…. I even hate to admit THAT!… my kids watch it….AND they’ve tried to talk me into sitting down and watching one of these train wrecks of a show!) ANYHOW…. I heard one dumb ass dude ask, ”Did I fuck Snookums… (WHAT EVER HER STUPID NAME IS) last night?” OMG! Like I said… they fuck like rabbits! The show is one long BLEEEEEEP since they bleep out the bad words so how the hell do you even know what’s being said? Use your imagination…. I guess! I HATE that show! Okay… NOW I’m going to go puke!

Ok…. my favorite…. TRAFFIC! AND especially this time of year? Joy to the world? I’m sitting in traffic… yes… again…. just sitting…. it is sooo obvious that it’s bumper to bumper… no one is moving ANYWHERE and there are cars as far up as you can see them! NO ONE IS MOVING! And there’s a big ass, silver Tundra… on my ass of coarse because we’re all just PARKED on the freakin’ highway. What does he think is going to help? TO LAY ON THE FUCKING HORN OF COARSE! OH YA, YOU DUMB ASS…. THAT’S really going to help! Just LAAAAAAAAAYING on the horn. Like I’M going to go anywhere?? NOT!! So now I’M pissed! I’M going to start waving my arms around and sticking up that middle finger too while I’m at it too. Then He starts waving HIS arms around…. I turn around and yell at him..”WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO” while I’m waving my arms around. FUCKING MORON! I thought maybe someone acting like that would have been a rookie, but NOOOO… it was an old fucking man!! DUMB ASS!! You’d a thunk that by now, he would know SOMETHING about driving! And how about those damn holiday shoppers? OMG! How many parking spaces to I have to lose to a damn bitch anyhow???

I AM sick of hearing about Brett Favre! I’m sorry, but he whines more than a 5 year old! He is soooo full of himself!

Ok… help me out here, someone….. I’m on the highway… going to work…. the speed limit is 65. SO WHY THE FUCK AM I ONLY GOING 12 MILES AND HOUR?…. That’s 12 miles an hour when I’m actually MOVING! The speed limit is 65 so let’s GO 65! JUUUUUUUUUUUUST GO! DRIVE! LET”S MOVE IT…GO…GO…GO…GO! ESPECIALLY on a Friday afternoon! It’s Friday…. so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR CRIPES SAKE!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey…. look for this new one coming out… Tichuba’s world! I KNOW it would be better than some of those other retarts.