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I see idiots! Everywhere! Does anyone know how to drive?
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I see idiots! Everywhere! Does anyone know how to drive?
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Ok…. my favorite…. TRAFFIC! AND especially this time of year? Joy to the world? I’m sitting in traffic… yes… again…. just sitting…. it is sooo obvious that it’s bumper to bumper… no one is moving ANYWHERE and there are cars as far up as you can see them! NO ONE IS MOVING! And there’s a big ass, silver Tundra… on my ass of coarse because we’re all just PARKED on the freakin’ highway. What does he think is going to help? TO LAY ON THE FUCKING HORN OF COARSE! OH YA, YOU DUMB ASS…. THAT’S really going to help! Just LAAAAAAAAAYING on the horn. Like I’M going to go anywhere?? NOT!! So now I’M pissed! I’M going to start waving my arms around and sticking up that middle finger too while I’m at it too. Then He starts waving HIS arms around…. I turn around and yell at him..”WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO” while I’m waving my arms around. FUCKING MORON! I thought maybe someone acting like that would have been a rookie, but NOOOO… it was an old fucking man!! DUMB ASS!! You’d a thunk that by now, he would know SOMETHING about driving! And how about those damn holiday shoppers? OMG! How many parking spaces to I have to lose to a damn bitch anyhow???
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What is the difficulty with the concept of merging? To me it’s pretty simple. If you’re the in the vehicle heading on to the freeway, use your accelerator to get up to the speed of traffic. If you are in the right (wussie) lane, merge left to let the oncoming vehicle in. Seems like a simple process on both sides of the issue. Those that stop at the end of an on ramp should have their license revoked. Those who refuse to move to the left and let someone in, should be subject to a Road Warrior style attack from Mel Gibson, with a picture of his ex-wife taped to their head. Learn to drive and show some frickin curtousy.
And I don’t give a damn WHAT kind of car you’re driving! I could care less if it’s a damn beemer… caddy…. hummer…. or a frickin’ AUDI! YES! I’M TALKIN TO YOU, YOU DAMN BLUE AUDI THAT REFUSED TO AT LEAST GO THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT IN THE PASSING LANE! THEN they get all pissy when you’re riding their ass? THEN GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN’ WAY AND GET IN THE SLOW LANE WHERE YOU BELONG! These damn people in their fancy, shcmancy foreign peices of shit think they own the damn road! NOT! I’d run your slow-pike ass into the damn ditch if I knew I could get away with it! Hell, I think an Aveo could run your Audi ass into a ditch! JUST GET OUTTA THE WAY OR STAY OFF THE DAMN HIGHWAY!
ooops! I mean slow-POKE ass… not slow-pike. My bad!
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Ok… help me out here, someone….. I’m on the highway… going to work…. the speed limit is 65. SO WHY THE FUCK AM I ONLY GOING 12 MILES AND HOUR?…. That’s 12 miles an hour when I’m actually MOVING! The speed limit is 65 so let’s GO 65! JUUUUUUUUUUUUST GO! DRIVE! LET”S MOVE IT…GO…GO…GO…GO! ESPECIALLY on a Friday afternoon! It’s Friday…. so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR CRIPES SAKE!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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