Facebook is everyone’s private newspaper. It’s full of information you want to hear, but mostly shit you don’t.. I myself am guilty of Spacebooking while driving, sometimes it’s the only thing that can get me through the commute. I’ve realized that there are five basic food groups with Spacebookers..
#1. Doom and Gloom.. which is my fave. Doom and Gloom comes in many varieties, but here are my favorites: People that post open ended statements that mean nothing other than too get you to comment so they can feel relevant. And then there is the classic FML (Fuck my life for those of you that are not Spacebook savvy), I hate everything, can’t get a job, why can’t I just win the lottery, nothing ever goes my way type of posts.. Here’s the answer… things don’t go your way because your a pothole and most people try to avoid those.. or maybe because you are on Facebook all day instead of doing something to try better your life. Why you can’t win the lottery? You have to buy a ticket to win and since you have no money because you don’t have a job because you are on Facebook all day, you can’t buy one.
#2 Kid’s…. It’s all babies and kid’s all the time. Party invites for a 1 year old.(this is extremely important because you know they are going to remember that when they are older). Their profile pic is a picture of one of their kids, every photo album is titled one of the following: Kid’s Birthday, Kids at the Park, picnic with the kids, summer fun with the kids.. Wait what am I talking about, Nobody cares! Yes Spacebookers nobody cares about your kid’s.. Sorry.
#3 ”MY BAND” ”MY BAND” ”MY BAND” ”MY BAND”
Yeah, we just don’t care or want to go to your CD release party.. your band sucks that’s why you advertise on here..
#4 ”Politics”
If you really know everything.. You probably don’t need us as friends..and if your just looking to argue, tell your wife she’s fat, that should be able to stir up something..
#5 ”I’m super witty”
These are the people with heavy damage from high school.. They were picked on, beat-up, had no friends, and had their lunch money stolen everyday. On Facebook these people try to friend every person in the their graduating class. Facebook to them is a way of redemption… to show everybody what they missed out on, like how God Damn funny and smart they are and the pure wit that they exude seventeen times a day. These are my least favorite people on Facebook and just thinking about it is making me mad… therefore I must end this rant. FML. Nigel

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This is a funny vide0 about the worst musical invention ever! It used to be that one needed a shred of talent or at the least a unique style to make music! Not anymore! Now everyone can have the same shitty sound! Enjoy.

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Corporate J

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Don’t allow this to go on!

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Do we really need a dating site for ugly people? I certainly don’t wish to deprive anyone of love and companionship, but can we require all who subscribe to this site to be fixed? Oh wait a second, that sounded a bit hitleresque, but we are sort of cirumventing natural selection by encourging the coupling of those who would otherwise not be chosen for breeding. I understand that my genes should not be carried on and avoid finding an ugly mate and creating an ugly child.

Do we really need more of these people in the world?

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Now, before you start whining about what a cold heartless bastard I am, completely true, let me tell you that I worked many jobs as a teenager in the service industry. Sur, the waitress may be cute and provide good service, but what about the hungover long haired punk who is slaving in a hot kitchen all day preparing your grub. Or how about the kid cleaning up your dirty dishes in the back. You wouldn’t think of tipping them! So what is the deal with these outdated traditions, isn’t it time to buck the system? I agree with Mr Pink. If your looking for me to help pay the bills, learn a new trade.

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Remember the days when you would say “some peoples kids”, and be referring to only a few of the troublemakers or obviously mislead youth? Today, it seems I say that with more and more often. Where are the parents? Who are the parents? Trust me, I understand there are still good children out there! But the sense of entitlement of children today is becoming scarier by the minute. The cell phones, IPODs, laptops, 360′s, WII, PS3, free cars when the reach driving age and whatever else your perfect little monster demands as a simple article that everyone else has. A friend of mine told me that one day as she was explaining that she really couldn’t afford the item he wanted, his response was “but you can just go to the ATM mom”! There seems t be no sense of financial reality for the youth of today. They have a hard time dealing with the concept of working for money and what in means to contribute as a part of the economy as anything but a consumer.

So, how will they continue to consume without producing?

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